The First Minister of Scotland, and the leader of the SNP, parody Nicola Sturgeon squeaky dog toy.
Ye dinnae wanna get on the wrong side of this "nippy sweetie". Feminist icon, pro-european and no friend of Boris. Our Nicola looks glamorous as ever in her trademark red suit and steely expression that has those in Westminster quivering.
Designed in the UK
100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.
Toys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA & Australia/NZ –
Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.
All dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy.
Both squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.
Designed to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.
Reinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Nicola is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.